Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im so hungover

(248): View more from Michigan

Come over i have rolls

(201): View more from New Jersey

Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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(660): View more from Missouri

And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.

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(317): View more from Indiana

A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass

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(971): View more from Oregon

He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.

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(917): View more from New York City

You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks

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(518): View more from New York

It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now

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