Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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