But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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