can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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