I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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