Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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