Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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