And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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