If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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