i just had sex bonerless
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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