Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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