I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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