i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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