Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we made out on top of his cat.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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