she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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