i didn't know bonerless sex is possible.. i've never heard of it. and to the girl who was talking about how it's happened to her a bunch of times.... that's not something to brag about. you should work on that.
there is nothing sadder on this earth than a man trying desperately to stuff his flaccid dick inside of you. of all the pathetic and ridiculous things men do, this has to be the very worst. it's right up there with claiming they "can't" use condoms.
I was sitting in class and this kid wanted to get introuble to see his friend in iss. Then he yells "I eat Cotton candy out my ass hole"! The teacher right there and docent say a word.
thats when you tell her you gotta go to the bathroom and find a bottle or sumn shaped kinda like a cock and go to town on her. then just to fuck with the dumb drunk bitch. throw the object at her face and when she screams ram three fingers up her ass and yell "DiZ BE MuH BOoTaY!!"
Not impossible if it starts out hard and is long enough when limp to hang in there. Not very exciting, but has worked. I'm a woman, so no I'm not trying to brag.
"fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope." is overly fucking used and no longer funny.
Also, flaccid sex DOES work, provided there's enough length, and maybe if they have enough girth as well. It works out for both parties involved.
I was sitting in class and this kid wanted to get introuble to see his friend in iss. Then he yells "I eat Cotton candy out my ass hole"! The teacher right there and docent say a word.
maybe it standing up enough to barely get the job done. Oh and btw my ex had a 9 inch dick and told EVERYONE about it. Not a day went by that he didn't talk about his stupid cock and how much of a monster he was. So sometimes ppl who brag really do have big dicks, they just have nothing else to brag about.
I'm sorry, but if you are too wasted and wilty and soft and messy to do the job right....don't fucking waste her time! She only kept silent to spare your lame ass feelings.
ya been there.....and yes girls notice drunk or not...we notce....most of the time we are prob to desperate to care.... but it never works no matter how hard you try to get it in....lol
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