just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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