so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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