One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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