Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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