Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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