he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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