Do you still have your period?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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