Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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