whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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