found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Randomize
