This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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