Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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