We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I have post one night stand depression
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