im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
