I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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