I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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