how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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