Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
