And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We are all done wearing pants today
as a side note pls kill me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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