Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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