just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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