Your face is a jimmy john
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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