Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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