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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
worst night to have a conscience
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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