okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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