ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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