I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Barsexuality is the new black.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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