It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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