Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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