Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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