some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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