Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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