i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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