Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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