shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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