I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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