i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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