I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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