I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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