we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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