No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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