well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You're like the curious george of whores
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
